It's a sunhat with a really broad brim so you can't see the disbelief in my eyes as I smile politely at the crazy-pants screaming parent in front of me, but it comes with the option of a tissue dispenser over the right ear and a loop for my personal pen with the gel grip that my coworkers envy and keep trying to walk off with.
Really, I'm a school counselor and I have a counselor drawer that contains tissue, energy bars for people who forget their lunch, feminine hygiene products, and crayons for meetings that include much younger siblings. I have 450ish middle school students under my care (my co-worker had the other 450).
We also seem to store information differently, so there are more access points for retrieval. The brain is kind of cool
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Date: 2012-12-05 02:06 am (UTC)Really, I'm a school counselor and I have a counselor drawer that contains tissue, energy bars for people who forget their lunch, feminine hygiene products, and crayons for meetings that include much younger siblings. I have 450ish middle school students under my care (my co-worker had the other 450).
We also seem to store information differently, so there are more access points for retrieval. The brain is kind of cool